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commit de1869929bb860e6ba00520bd523083d37319e10
parent 0de41d70bc4427bb5da19d05395a487a33363fb3
Author: MTRNord <mtrnord1@gmail.com>
Date:   Wed, 23 Nov 2022 21:08:16 +0100

run bert.ipynb and ignore conda env

Diffstat:
M.gitignore | 5+++--
Mbert.ipynb | 147++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-----
2 files changed, 142 insertions(+), 10 deletions(-)

diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore @@ -4,4 +4,5 @@ /target /logs /wandb -/data -\ No newline at end of file +/data +/conda +\ No newline at end of file diff --git a/bert.ipynb b/bert.ipynb @@ -2,11 +2,142 @@ "cells": [ { "cell_type": "code", - "execution_count": null, + "execution_count": 2, "metadata": {}, - "outputs": [], + "outputs": [ + { + "name": "stderr", + "output_type": "stream", + "text": [ + "69.60s - pydevd: Sending message related to process being replaced timed-out after 5 seconds\n", + "2022-11-23 20:57:55.908516: W tensorflow/compiler/xla/stream_executor/platform/default/dso_loader.cc:64] Could not load dynamic library 'libcuda.so.1'; dlerror: libcuda.so.1: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory\n", + "2022-11-23 20:57:55.908546: W tensorflow/compiler/xla/stream_executor/cuda/cuda_driver.cc:265] failed call to cuInit: UNKNOWN ERROR (303)\n", + "2022-11-23 20:57:55.908566: I tensorflow/compiler/xla/stream_executor/cuda/cuda_diagnostics.cc:156] kernel driver does not appear to be running on this host (toolbox): /proc/driver/nvidia/version does not exist\n", + "2022-11-23 20:57:55.908832: I tensorflow/core/platform/cpu_feature_guard.cc:193] This TensorFlow binary is optimized with oneAPI Deep Neural Network Library (oneDNN) to use the following CPU instructions in performance-critical operations: AVX2 FMA\n", + "To enable them in other operations, rebuild TensorFlow with the appropriate compiler flags.\n", + "2022-11-23 20:58:43.153056: W tensorflow/tsl/framework/cpu_allocator_impl.cc:82] Allocation of 8841068544 exceeds 10% of free system memory.\n", + "2022-11-23 20:58:48.407998: W tensorflow/tsl/framework/cpu_allocator_impl.cc:82] Allocation of 8841068544 exceeds 10% of free system memory.\n", + "2022-11-23 20:59:18.087298: W tensorflow/tsl/framework/cpu_allocator_impl.cc:82] Allocation of 8841068544 exceeds 10% of free system memory.\n", + "2022-11-23 20:59:22.954298: W tensorflow/tsl/framework/cpu_allocator_impl.cc:82] Allocation of 8841068544 exceeds 10% of free system memory.\n", + "2022-11-23 20:59:51.660917: W tensorflow/tsl/framework/cpu_allocator_impl.cc:82] Allocation of 8841068544 exceeds 10% of free system memory.\n" + ] + }, + { + "name": "stdout", + "output_type": "stream", + "text": [ + "\n", + "Sentences:\n", + "['How will I creep on you now? ;_;', 'Well its not like you actually called someone a punto. 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I love it!', 'K...k:)why cant you come here and search job:)']\n", + "\n", + "Pooled output:\n", + "tf.Tensor(\n", + "[[ 0.56233156 0.22419655 0.31068638 ... -0.13358098 0.08757251\n", + " 0.3116711 ]\n", + " [-0.04299165 0.40301836 0.04706091 ... -0.43258983 -0.48863867\n", + " 0.0132663 ]\n", + " [ 0.17317104 -0.21106645 0.27451265 ... 0.54694754 -0.44256577\n", + " 0.3306274 ]\n", + " ...\n", + " [-0.2876123 0.19362813 -0.11230458 ... -0.7099488 0.31885713\n", + " 0.57894856]\n", + " [ 0.1859208 0.26552308 0.37265915 ... -0.28926927 -0.20453906\n", + " 0.16091539]\n", + " [ 0.332553 -0.02329056 -0.33840883 ... -0.55883354 0.36286047\n", + " -0.11234599]], shape=(5621, 768), dtype=float32)\n", + "\n", + "Sequence output:\n", + "tf.Tensor(\n", + "[[[ 0.63623637 0.22807045 0.32130495 ... -0.13438416 0.08779742\n", + " 0.3223953 ]\n", + " [-0.03886864 0.13694762 -0.2164518 ... -0.1611824 -0.49980018\n", + " 0.05025103]\n", + " [ 0.31973994 0.04885346 -0.15115453 ... 0.07613952 0.27831444\n", + " 0.11754139]\n", + " ...\n", + " [ 0.40203124 -0.43670955 -0.0618902 ... 0.48818094 0.49556184\n", + " -0.55129236]\n", + " [ 0.3899024 -0.42089188 -0.07752694 ... 0.48952702 0.48188767\n", + " -0.5517316 ]\n", + " [ 0.3777383 -0.4298002 -0.09523558 ... 0.49471143 0.43148598\n", + " -0.5275748 ]]\n", + "\n", + " [[-0.04301817 0.4272474 0.0470957 ... -0.46307835 -0.53427047\n", + " 0.01326707]\n", + " [ 0.12147172 -0.12347089 -0.1492385 ... 0.01752591 -0.16024105\n", + " 0.02286932]\n", + " [-0.15852574 -0.30966628 -0.03741509 ... -0.6700187 -0.22573087\n", + " 0.25929248]\n", + " ...\n", + " [ 0.3260317 -0.41091126 -0.13315612 ... 0.6052769 0.43891817\n", + " -0.45310354]\n", + " [ 0.32274604 -0.4119188 -0.15056895 ... 0.61120284 0.41386402\n", + " -0.45413145]\n", + " [ 0.32145438 -0.40633273 -0.16130573 ... 0.61098176 0.40085292\n", + " -0.43969768]]\n", + "\n", + " [[ 0.17493391 -0.21428727 0.28173777 ... 0.6140155 -0.47541705\n", + " 0.3435325 ]\n", + " [-0.53629553 -0.14065726 -0.03361893 ... -0.4504882 -0.46284276\n", + " 0.19908403]\n", + " [ 0.16759014 -0.27369353 -0.04572899 ... 0.22223482 -0.58019596\n", + " -0.03712208]\n", + " ...\n", + " [ 0.38764617 -0.46049505 -0.00234881 ... 0.6170855 0.6144793\n", + " -0.37487158]\n", + " [ 0.3767413 -0.4552122 -0.01550036 ... 0.6342758 0.6076174\n", + " -0.38776478]\n", + " [ 0.35523832 -0.44238713 -0.01509033 ... 0.6400848 0.57314485\n", + " -0.3753785 ]]\n", + "\n", + " ...\n", + "\n", + " [[-0.2959613 0.1961039 -0.11278033 ... -0.88708043 0.33037442\n", + " 0.66087973]\n", + " [-0.04309485 0.03179998 0.10253133 ... -0.09180027 -0.21011531\n", + " 0.03317025]\n", + " [ 0.16075969 0.24715483 0.29290676 ... -0.28685006 0.26770696\n", + " 0.1377167 ]\n", + " ...\n", + " [ 0.33301717 -0.45557627 -0.094961 ... 0.44228 0.56999946\n", + " -0.4661098 ]\n", + " [ 0.32442015 -0.4484546 -0.1084681 ... 0.44124505 0.5596274\n", + " -0.48066646]\n", + " [ 0.3064555 -0.46075302 -0.11837567 ... 0.44844848 0.5191224\n", + " -0.46437335]]\n", + "\n", + " [[ 0.18810861 0.27204117 0.39150757 ... -0.29776865 -0.20746529\n", + " 0.16232629]\n", + " [-0.17912735 -0.39910376 0.48839122 ... -0.04892137 -0.41371074\n", + " -0.5185282 ]\n", + " [ 0.32690498 0.05129287 0.87002856 ... -0.9146967 0.1270249\n", + " -0.16186908]\n", + " ...\n", + " [ 0.37853035 -0.3572507 -0.07220162 ... 0.58308476 0.42392755\n", + " -0.48131874]\n", + " [ 0.37863502 -0.3664999 -0.07766674 ... 0.5958974 0.4392704\n", + " -0.48425695]\n", + " [ 0.3754342 -0.3645423 -0.08199625 ... 0.595327 0.41732895\n", + " -0.49709344]]\n", + "\n", + " [[ 0.34569597 -0.02329478 -0.35229453 ... -0.6311354 0.38017622\n", + " -0.11282226]\n", + " [ 0.37590736 0.08901824 -0.05465943 ... -0.17064346 0.15879521\n", + " 0.13305566]\n", + " [-0.70992315 0.08503304 0.12462202 ... -0.08582645 -0.3575778\n", + " -0.34424734]\n", + " ...\n", + " [ 0.30428582 -0.5230561 -0.15410033 ... 0.4557686 0.32296586\n", + " -0.77553344]\n", + " [ 0.3115531 -0.5407623 -0.12314735 ... 0.46196932 0.29412314\n", + " -0.7786496 ]\n", + " [ 0.31345934 -0.5328604 -0.13177441 ... 0.45775285 0.2870049\n", + " -0.77770954]]], shape=(5621, 128, 768), dtype=float32)\n" + ] + } + ], "source": [ - "!pip3 install --quiet tensorflow-text\n", + "!pip3 install --quiet tensorflow-text numpy pandas\n", "\n", "import csv\n", "import numpy as np\n", @@ -62,8 +193,8 @@ "pooled_output = bert_outputs['pooled_output']\n", "sequence_output = bert_outputs['sequence_output']\n", "\n", - "print('\\nSentences:')\n", - "print(sentences)\n", + "#print('\\nSentences:')\n", + "#print(sentences)\n", "print('\\nPooled output:')\n", "print(pooled_output)\n", "print('\\nSequence output:')\n", @@ -73,7 +204,7 @@ ], "metadata": { "kernelspec": { - "display_name": "Python 3.10.6 64-bit", + "display_name": "Python 3.9.15 (conda)", "language": "python", "name": "python3" }, @@ -87,12 +218,12 @@ "name": "python", "nbconvert_exporter": "python", "pygments_lexer": "ipython3", - "version": "3.10.6" + "version": "3.9.15" }, "orig_nbformat": 4, "vscode": { "interpreter": { - "hash": "916dbcbb3f70747c44a77c7bcd40155683ae19c65e1c03b4aa3499c5328201f1" + "hash": "e0c12c1b0ee5107334d4bceede03a78cf6ba392dd6d5c49c8c5625bdaa9340b2" } } },